Posted by
Danny on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 8:32:31 PM
You watch how quickly the economy, global warming, and the Iraq war get off the front pages if Obama is elected President. Somehow, miraculously everything will be better. Some of us, the ones that have been paying attention, will notice that things were not all that bad all along. As it will turn out, the perception of bad things is what created the whole economic crisis, among other things.
An Obama administration will have to deal with all of the usual problems, but of course everything will still be OK in the end. The first problem will be voter fraud. Instead of voter fraud being Obama's problem, it will be the nasty Republicans just not being willing to let go.
The next problem will be an escalation of the violence in Iraq, that will result from the early withdrawal of our forces. This will create the need for us to go back in with death tolls far exceeding anything we have seen so far....but of course that will all be Bush's fault! Next we will see a natural disaster, such as a severe snow storm that will require FEMA and the National Guard to respond. Of course this will be the usual bureaucratic nightmare, but will be attributed to the leftovers from the Bush administration.
In other words, this will be deja-vu all over again, but with a whole different perception, thanks to the same media that destroyed Bush, the Republicans (...and eventually this country). Obama will be a hero for handling crises worse than Bush could ever think!