Posted by
Danny on Thursday, January 20, 2011 12:00:00 AM
I finally realized how I can solve all of my problems. Just lie to everyone like our Democrat politicians do all the time. It's difficult at first, but you get used to it after awhile.
Here is a typical debate between a Democrat and Republican...
... Democrat - We can insure an additional 40 million people for less money.
... Republican - No you can't.
... Democrat - Global warming is causing all of this cold weather.
... Republican - No it isn't.
... This country is safer by cutting defense spending and cutting missile defense.
... Republican - No it isn't.
That's why they call the Republicans the party of no.
Soon it will be............
... Democrat - More taxes will make everyone richer.
... Republican - No it won't.
... Democrat - More regulation will make everyone more free.
... Republican - No it won't.
... Democrat - Gravity makes you light headed.
... Republican - No, that's the pot you're smoking!!!